By Zephyria 
#6 Revenge (2)
The next day, No-eul, who had reached level 80 and changed his job to a Priest, swung a large staff and attacked monsters with basic attacks. However, the monsters did not die easily from the basic attacks of a magic-type character with weak strength. He definitely had attack skills, but no one knew why he was only learning water-type buffs and healing skills.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: What color is your hair, hyung?
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Mystic White, was it??
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Eyes are Crimson Red?
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: I don’t know; I don’t remember… Why?
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: I’m going to match our appearances as a couple!
Bazooka Pong, the only female character Kyung-soo raised, had short white hair and red fox eyes with vertically slit pupils. Because it was a character customized as a fox race, it had white fox ears on its head, and its tail wagged whenever it ran. No-eul told him to wait a moment, then went to the makeup shop and came back.
No-eul, who had been wearing only beginner’s armor without any fashion items, soon became a male character with a similar appearance to ‘Bazooka Pong’. Just being like this gave him goosebumps because they already looked like a couple even without matching clothes. No-eul, with ears and a tail, smiled and was very satisfied.
‘Ministry of National Defense has requested a trade.’
What No-eul put up in the trade window was a short-sleeved T-shirt sold in the fashion shop.
‘Trade completed.’
‘Acquired Heart Sporty T-shirt A.’
No-eul first wore white shorts and a T-shirt. There was a half-heart drawn on the white T-shirt. What he expected became reality. Kyung-soo’s T-shirt also had a half-heart, but in the opposite direction. No-eul was probably wearing type B. As soon as Kyung-soo wore the item, No-eul ran to his side and completed the heart. He even bought a kissing emoticon at some point, showing a motion of raising his heels and kissing his cheek.
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Are you happy?
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Yes;;; It’s so cute;;
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: It’s so cute it gives me a headacheㅠㅠ
He didn’t understand why he was so happy with something like this, but he crossed his arms, thinking that if the guy was happy, then it was good. No-eul continued to take screenshots for a long time before stopping his frantic movements.
‘Ministry of National Defense has left the party.’
No-eul left the party and entered the party matching for Ruin’s guild member recruitment.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: They told me to come to Forest Shelter for an interviewㅋㅋㅋ I’ll be back!!♡
After No-eul, who had been acting so distracting, disappeared, Kyung-soo entered the party matching window and found Ruin’s party on the first page of the list.
‘[Lv. 80~250] Recruiting family members for <Ruin> >0< (4/8)’
‘Participating party members: Green apple juice, Paewang1, Transparent Human, Ministry of National Defense.’
When he looked at who the party leader was, it was Green apple juice. He didn’t know when he had leveled up so much, but he had already become a fourth job change healer. Seeing that they were urgently recruiting guild members because of the siege, he expected another large-scale purge after the siege. But if he had not only safely overcome the crisis but was also participating in guild member recruitment, it meant he had become an executive.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Green apple juice is an executive…
It’s true. That guild is doomed. Kyung-soo thought quietly to himself.
Not long after, No-eul, who had returned to his original place, had the guild name <Ruin> above his head.
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: How are you going to get revenge? You can tell me now
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Ah, that?
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: When I thought about it, there were two ways to break up a coupleㅋㅋㅋ
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: What are they?
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: One is to wait for a week
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Or the couple can leave!
“……”
Kyung-soo was completely speechless. That meant… he was planning to make Green apple juice leave, and he had a way to do it.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Wait a little longerㅠㅠ They’ll approve my cafe membership soon!
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Don’t make things too big….
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Haha, yes!
Because he was such a ticking time bomb, his anxiety did not go away. And that anxiety was right on the mark. It didn’t even take a day for No-eul to cause another incident.
The next day, Kyung-soo, who had accidentally logged into the game with his Main Character, sighed as soon as the couple chat came in. He had forgotten his promise with Cheon No-eul to only log in with his Sub Character.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Hi>_< Apple has been waiting since yesterday!!
If Cheon No-eul finds out about this, he’ll be depressed and make a fuss…. He was about to end the connection immediately, but he briefly put off pressing the character change tab at Green apple juice’s words.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Cat-nim~ Cat-nim is… close to Sunset, right?? You’re almost always together!!
Why is that coming up suddenly here? Kyung-soo narrowed his eyes and put his hands on the keyboard.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: ??What do you mean?
[Couple] Green apple juice: Do you know Sunset’s Sub Character nickname>ㅠ<?
At Green apple juice’s words, No-eul’s newly created character from a few days ago came to mind. But he couldn’t have been caught already. He just joined the guild yesterday.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: If it’s a Sub Character, it’s Cheon No-eul. ㅇㅇ
[Couple] Green apple juice: ㅠㅠIs there no other one?
“……”
What does she know?
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: I don’t think so
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ah… really?T.TT_T
There must be a reason why Green apple juice is saying this to him. The reason why she’s suddenly looking for Sunset’s other Sub Character…. Kyung-soo had to end all conversations before No-eul realized that he had logged in with his Main Character and talked to Green apple juice. He became anxious.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Does Sunset have another Sub Character?D-D
[Couple] Green apple juice: T_T You don’t know T_T
[Couple] Green apple juice: Hmph… It’s nothing >_<! Don’t worry about itㅠ!
He knew that saying that would make him worry more. He became more curious. Had No-eul’s newly created character already been caught by Green apple juice? If he was caught, how did he become suspicious?
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: What’s going on?
[Couple] Green apple juice: I feel like I’m driving a wedge between you, so it’s hard to say…ㅠ
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Apple-nimㅋㅋㅋ Haven’t you seen me fighting with Sunset?; We’re not even in a relationship where you can drive a wedge between usㅋㅋ
[Couple] Green apple juice: But Sunset likes Cat-nimㅜ0T_T
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: I don’t know about him, but I don’t like him at all;
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: If Sunset or Cheon No-eul is in front of me, I’ll smash their heads haha
[Couple] Green apple juice: Oh, really…?ㅇㅅㅇ
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Yes… So if you think there’s another Sub Character, please tell me haha;ㅠ Sunset is really vicious;;; He has another Sub Character???
[Couple] Green apple juice: But why do you keep whispering?The chat colors are different, so it’s confusing…
“…She’s really like Cheon No-eul too…””
The part about pointing out trivial things was similar. It’s so annoying, really. Kyung-soo sighed briefly and moved to the couple tab to enter a chat.
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Sorry sorry I’m not used to it^^;
[Couple] Green apple juice: Hehe net♡
Green apple juice didn’t bring up the topic easily. Kyung-soo tried to reassure her by cursing at No-eul a few more times. It would be a little better to go and talk in person than to keep asking with words. When Kyung-soo entered the first floor of the Aquarium Inn where Green apple juice was and sat in front of her, she finally began to bring up the topic little by little.
[Couple] Green apple juice: I know it’s a bit much for Apple to ask for advice since we haven’t known each other for long…ㅠ But I have nowhere else to talk…ㅜ0ㅜ
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Yes, yes, please tell me
[Couple] Green apple juice: A crazy person joined our guildㅠㅠ…?
If it’s a crazy person, it’s Cheon No-eul. He couldn’t hide his true nature for even a day? In a way, that’s very impressive.
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Who is it?
[Couple] Green apple juice: That… the nickname is Military Service Office?
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ah, no, it was Ministry of National Defense^.^;;
It’s Cheon No-eul, as expected. How did this bastard get caught?
[Couple] Green apple juice: I hope you don’t know him, Cat-nim…? He’s a level 107 Priest….
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: If he’s level 107, isn’t he a newbie? I don’t know any newbies like that. I don’t deal with anyone under 200
[Couple] Green apple juice: Sigh… Anyway, whenever that person says something in the guild chat, I…
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Yeah?
Green apple juice used a crying emoticon. She should just finish what she was saying. If he’s caught being with Green apple juice, he’ll definitely sulk. So he needs to log out quickly…. He’s impatient, but his curiosity was bigger, so he had to listen to the story and leave.
[Couple] Green apple juice: …He keeps harassing me with whispers……ㅜㅜㅠ
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: ??? What does he say?
[Couple] Green apple juice: I don’t knowㅠㅠㅠㅠ큐ㅠㅠㅠ He just… curses??T_T I don’t know him T_T
“……”
Is Cheon No-eul just cursing? He didn’t seem like he would do that even if he was angry. Or did he reduce the cursing because I’m in front of him? He gradually began to get confused about who to believe.
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Is he crazy? Why is he cursing all of a sudden? Hahaha. Then tell the Guild Master and take a screenshot;
[Couple] Green apple juice: That’s a bit much. The Guild Master is also busy. Apple is trying to endure it a little….
Oh, really, how busy is that Paewang1, that idiot…. But he couldn’t really say that. He was a terrible person to him, but he would be the Guild Master of the first guild Green apple juice had ever been in.
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: ㅠㅠI see… Is that Sunset’s Sub Character?
[Couple] Green apple juice: I don’t know, it’s just Apple’s hunchㅠ.ㅠ And whenever I get a whisper from that person, damn, I get goosebumps…;
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Yeah?
[Couple] Green apple juice: It’s nothingㅠㅠ
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Did Sunset also send you personal whispers and curse at you like that? I’m so disappointed haha He’s really someone you can’t associate with the more you know him;;
[Couple] Green apple juice: No… that’s not it… Sunset is the only person who would hold a grudge against me at this timeㅠㅅㅠ… I confessed to Cat-nim first T_T So doesn’t Sunset hate Apple??8ㅁ8
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Oh, come on hahaha But the timing was really amazing hahaha Did you know in advance? That I was going to confess? I didn’t know….
[Couple] Green apple juice: I just heard it while passing by in the early morning~! He was saying, ‘I have to confess to Cat-nim tomorrow!He was saying it in the all chat.Oh!!
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Ah….
This is all Cheon No-eul’s fault. Who told him to blabber about it in the all chat? So she thought of intercepting the confession and taking the lead. It was all his own fault.
[Couple] Green apple juice: ㅋㅋㅋㅋBut it was really fun then, right~?>_<
“……”
He felt strange. Even if he thought back to that situation now, rather than feeling relieved and happy, he thought of No-eul’s shocked profile first. Before running to Green apple, he saw the mailbox and roughly scanned the past mails.
‘Title: Are you okay mentally?’
‘Title: Are you by any chance with us’
‘Title: Hello? We are waiting for your burning desire for revenge.’
‘Title: Cat-nim, do you remember me?>_<‘
‘Title: This is the Revenge Alliance. We are sending it again because there is no reply.’
Of course, the people who sent the mail saying they were the Revenge Alliance would have been happy. If it were the old days, he would have been happy with them, thinking, ‘How did you come up with this plan?’ But now, for some reason, No-eul’s feelings were more important.
He’s so affectionate and follows people well, and is he like that because he’s young? Or has he become too attached to him in the meantime? That’s why he couldn’t even say the words, ‘Yeah, it was really funny,’ as a formality. Embracing his strangely uneasy feelings, he used a skill and rained iron chains on the peaceful inn. At that time, a whisper arrived in yellow letters.
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: ?
“Gasp!”
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: What… I sent you a whisper just in case, but what are you doing here?ㅋㅋ
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: ㅠㅠHyung, where are you now?ㅠ
‘Ministry of National Defense has invited you to the party. Would you like to accept?’
‘You have declined the party invitation.’
If he accepted, his location would be revealed immediately, so he couldn’t accept the party invitation. Kyung-soo, who naturally pressed decline, pressed down on his rapidly beating heart.
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: Hyungㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: ㅋㅋㅋShould I blow up the server mic again?ㅠㅠ Long time no see
That can’t happen. Kyung-soo hurriedly pressed No-eul’s name and sent a whisper.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Don’t do it
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: If you wanted to play tag, you should have said so
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: There’s been a bit of a lack of tension between us lately. I’ll go get some money!
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Don’t do it I’ll go in 5 minutes!
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Cheon No-eul
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: No-eul-ah?
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Hey;;;
No-eul didn’t answer. But the bounty server mic that had a reward on it didn’t fly either. He seemed to be sulking, what should he do…. He was worried that he was drooping his shoulders again because he was upset.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Cat-nimㅠㅠㅜ That person againㅠㅠ Sighㅠㅠ
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: ?? What did he say this time?
[Couple] Green apple juice: I don’t knowㅠㅠ He keeps saying that mail has arrived, but I think it’s that person…8ㅁ8
[Couple] Green apple juice: It was like that yesterday too, damn itㅠ
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ah… I didn’t mean to…! I’m sorryT.TWhat the hell is Cheon No-eul doing…. What kind of mail did he send yesterday that Green apple juice hates him so much? Not long after, No-eul appeared through the inn portal, even though there was no one around and he hadn’t put a bounty on the server mic.
“…Gasp.”[Couple] Green apple juice: T_T
Green apple juice bounced behind Kyung-soo and took refuge in a corner of the inn.”
[All] Ministry of National Defense: Ah, hyung, you were here?ㅋㅋㅋ I was looking for you for a long time~♡ But who’s next to you?
[All] Ministry of National Defense: Hehe why are you two together? Do you want to see me go crazy?ㅋㅋㅋ
“Is he completely crazy now….”
He’s now saying things he only says when they’re alone in front of other people. He clearly told him not to pretend to be overly friendly in the game. Kyung-soo sighed.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: ;;Hey, who told you I was here?
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: Ji9star told me not to say that.
He asked a guild member. Come to think of it, there was a guild navigation….
[Guild] Catmeowmeow: Ji9star come out
[Guild] Ji9star: Shit I got caught alreadyㅋlololol
‘Ji9star has logged out.’
‘Ji9star has logged in.’
[Guild] neutaaaa: What’s going on?
[Guild] Ji9star: I felt threatened for my life, so I quitㅠ
[Guild] ParkRoaches: ㅠㅠAh Cat-nim;;;
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: ㅠㅠ Ji9star trembling… Cat-nim, you’re too much;;
[Guild] Ji9star: Cat-nim gangster…ㅜㅜ
[Guild] Catmeowmeow: You always scold meㅠ Ji9star sold my location damn it
[Guild] Ji9star: ㅠㅠIt’s unfairㅠㅜㅜㅠㅠ I was just the fastest to reply… Everyone else told him a little late;;
[Guild] Catmeowmeow: ?
[Guild] neutaaaa: lolololㅋHey, how can you say that;;
[Guild] ParkRoaches: I don’t remember?
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Hehe, anyone going to the Milky Way?
“If you have nothing to say, go to the Milky Way….”
Still, it was better than putting a bounty on the entire server. At that time, No-eul spoke again in the all chat.
[All] Ministry of National Defense: Hyuuungㅜㅜ Why do you keep avoiding me~ I’m really upsetㅇㅅㅠ!
Kyung-soo, who had written ‘I didn’t avoid you. But you’re subtly dropping honorifics?’ in the chat input window, was stunned by the next words from Green apple juice and erased all those words.
[Couple] Green apple juice: ㅠㅠㅠㅠCat-nimㅠㅠㅠ Help me
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: ?
[Couple] Green apple juice: That crazy person keeps harassing me like thatㅠㅠㅜㅜ He keeps calling me Apple hyung or uncle and sending me draft notices in the mailㅠㅠ He keeps following me like thatㅜ0ㅜ!!!!
“…What?”
As she said, No-eul passed right by Kyung-soo and stood in front of Green apple juice. What is this situation? Following someone around, who’s following who? His mind momentarily confused, Kyung-soo alternated his gaze between Green apple juice’s character and No-eul’s character.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ah, and you keep sending me hardtack in the mail saying you made it yourself;;
You needed to reach Crafting Level 3 or higher to craft food items. Did he rush to level up his crafting last night even though we were together all evening yesterday? No, but why is he giving what he made to him? Kyung-soo frowned.
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Oh… Uncle, did you shave today? Your face is like, glowing…?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Hyung, why aren’t you saying anything…? Are you worried your deep voice will give you away~?[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Even if your voice is gravelly, it’s fine… I even sent you mail, but you’re ignoring that too and meeting some other guy?ㅠ Hyung.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Fck, why does that bastard keep calling me hyung
“…….”
Then, No-eul used the ‘Aegyo’ emote on Green apple juice. No-eul, with his white Fox-kin Custom that looked exactly like his Sub-character, nuzzled his head against Green apple juice. Every time his ears perked up, it felt strange.
Even though he matched couple outfits with me…. Maybe it was because he was doing that kind of behavior with an appearance modeled similarly to my Sub-character, but I didn’t feel very good about it. Just then, a heart sent by No-eul with a wink hit Green apple juice.
[Global] Green apple juice: Ministry of National Defense-nim, please don’t do thisㅠ0ㅠ I’m already dating Cat-nim Meow-nim!>_<
Green apple juice stuck right up against my side. The white tail attached to No-eul’s character swayed gently. …Why isn’t Cheon No-eul saying anything? He’s not crying, is he…. Kyung-soo unconsciously gulped.
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: kkk
Yeah. You’d be angry, right? You’re gonna get mad, right?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Don’t careㅇㅅㅇkk
“……?””[Global] Ministry of National Defense: On the contrary, it’s more thrilling…kk
[Couple] Green apple juice: Fck
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ahㅜㅠ What do I do, I think he’s really a pervertㅠㅜㅜㅜㅠ Apple, what should we doㅠ0ㅠ….”
[Couple] Green apple juice: But looking now, Cat-nim isn’t even pretending to know meㅜ….
“…….”[Couple] Green apple juice: Then maybe it’s not Sunset… Hing then who is itㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ah… Ah…… It kinda seems like Sunset but the way he acts is so dog-like;ㅠㅠ
[Couple] Green apple juice: Cat-nim?”?ㅠㅠ
“……Ah, fck.”
For no reason, his mood suddenly turned foul. What is this, a sense of betrayal? It felt like watching a puppy he’d cherished wagging its tail at a complete stranger, right before his eyes.
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Apple hyung, come here
[Global] Green apple juice: What hyung? Fck
“…….”
Who is he telling to come here now? Why is this so irritating?
[Global] Catmeowmeow: Apple-nim, please calm down first
[Global] Green apple juice: Yesㅠ_ㅠ
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: Hyung, why are you taking his side?ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: I’m not taking sides. Stop messing around and just stay still for a bit.
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: ㅠㅠ….
Kyung-soo let out a short sigh.
You idiot, why are you crying when you don’t know anything? You’re being suspected right now. I was going to tell you all the reasons they think you’re Sunset and tell you to be careful. Revenge or whatever, if Green apple juice has already caught on, the plan is basically ruined anyway.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Ah, right.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: I heard you cursed at him via whisper. If he reports that, you might get suspended again, why did you do that?
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: ?? I never cursed though
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: He said that?
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Yes, yes
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: That’s not true…ㅠㅠ
Does Green apple juice tend to exaggerate a bit when talking about himself? Well, come to think of it, even though Cheon No-eul often teases people, he’s not the personality type to curse.
But why has everything been so unpleasant to look at since a while ago…. Not being able to find the reason was frustrating to the point of madness. Frowning for a while as he searched for what was bothering him, the guild name above Cheon No-eul’s head suddenly caught Kyung-soo’s eye.
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Hey
Yeah, that’s it! The snow-white character’s custom and the Ruin guild emblem were horribly mismatched. It was such a dreadful combination it made one wonder how it was even possible.
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: Yep?
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Quit that guild.
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: ??No
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Why not?
[Whisper] Ministry of National Defense: Why should I quitㅠㅠ?
[Whisper] Catmeowmeow: Fck, it doesn’t suit you.
Why, out of all the many guilds, did Green apple juice have to choose to join Ruin? Just the fact that No-eul was in a guild where everything, from the Guild Master to the members, was dislikeable, seemed to be irritating him. After going through the ‘Quit.-No!-I said quit!-No!’ process a few times, Kyung-soo decided to try a different approach.
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Apple-nim
He didn’t know what methods he used, but since he said he was an officer in the Ruin guild, he probably had the authority to invite and remove guild members.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Yes~!
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Kick him out of the guild.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Huh?
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: You said you were annoyed, right? Send what he said verbatim to the Guild Master kk He’ll 100% kick him out for sure.
[Couple] Green apple juice: Ah… I’m worried people might look at Apple strangely for no reason 8_8….
If he wasn’t going to do anything, why even bring it up? Frustration and irritation piled up until he didn’t even have the energy to persuade her.
[Couple] Catmeowmeow: Then just;; try threatening him by saying you’ll tell.
[Couple] Green apple juice: T_T K, I’ll try saying it for now >_<
[Global] Green apple juice: If you keep doing this to Apple, I might have to tell the Guild Master and make your Game Life difficult!(T_T)9
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: ??Hyung? Me?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: kkkkkkkkkkkk
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Let’s go!!
He knew Cheon No-eul wouldn’t even bat an eye at such a petty threat. If Green apple juice wouldn’t do it, he had to step in himself. Kyung-soo was determined to start screenshotting everything No-eul said and send it to Paewang1.
No-eul listed out all the nouns used to refer to men, one after another without any real meaning. The words came out so fast it seemed like he’d looked them up somewhere. Accordingly, Kyung-soo’s fingers, busy capturing the screen, sped up.
[Global] Green apple juice: Stop calling me that shit fuck;
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: What?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Hyung, are you threatening me now?kk
[Global] Green apple juice: Yeah, you bastard kkk
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Nim, if you knew what I sent you in the mail earlier, you wouldn’t be able to say things like that….
[Global] Green apple juice: If it’s hardtack, you eat it yourself fck
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: That’s there too~
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: I~ accidentally found a few posts you wrote on another cafe before your third attempt at the college entrance exam yesterday….
[Global] Green apple juice: ?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: I thought it would be more fun if everyone saw this together…haha!
[Global] Green apple juice: What is it
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: You’d know better, right?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Hehe You should probably check your mailbox before I accidentally send a guild-wide notice?
Would he leave just because he said that? But contrary to Kyung-soo’s expectations, Green apple juice left the inn in a fluster through the portal without saying a word. What on earth did he send in the mail…. And a few minutes later, the guild mark above No-eul’s head suddenly disappeared.
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: kk
[Global] Catmeowmeow: What’s up?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Forced expulsionㅠ
[Global] Catmeowmeow: Really? hehe
Good. It might be better if he just didn’t join any guild and stayed like this. I should have stopped him from joining Ruin in the first place….
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Hyung, but can’t you come on your Sub-character…?
‘Green apple juice-nim has logged out.’
[Global] Catmeowmeow: Huh? Apple left?
To log out right after kicking No-eul out, is something going on? He definitely checked the mail and then acted. Kyung-soo turned his arrow of suspicion towards No-eul.
[Global] Catmeowmeow: What did you do again?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: Huh?
[Global] Catmeowmeow: You did something; what did you do this time?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: I didn’t do anything special…. Why are you twisting my wordsㅠ?
[Global] Catmeowmeow: I’m not twisting words. Did you send a hundred weird things by mail?
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: I just attached a few items and sent one link…ㅠㅠ
[Global] Catmeowmeow: What link
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: It was just a blog post… If you come on your Sub-character, I’ll send it to you later.
Kyung-soo had no choice but to switch characters and log in.
‘Catmeowmeow-nim has logged out.’
‘Bazooka Pong-nim has logged into the game.’
When he returned to the aquarium inn where No-eul was, a heart mark indicating that the couple had entered close proximity appeared above the two characters’ heads. The couple window boldly displayed the words ‘Day 2’.
[Global] Ministry of National Defense: hehehe
It already felt like he could hear No-eul’s suppressed laughter, and Kyung-soo found himself chuckling without realizing it.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: But you know, hyung… Do you know how much I wanted to die earlier?ㅠㅠ You promised me you wouldn’t be with that ahjussi….
Even if it was a mistake logging in on his Main Character, breaking the promise was still wrong. There were plenty of excuses, but simply admitting fault and apologizing was the best method when it came to his relationship with No-eul.
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Yeah, sorry
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: And when that bastard sticks to your side, you should run away. Why did you just stay still?
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Yeah, sorry, sorry
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Don’t take anyone else’s side from now onㅠㅠ
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Yeah
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: And match couple items with me on your Main Character too!
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Love you
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: I love you too♡
Love you with a ‘die’ frozen in it. Kyung-soo took out a Server Microphone Item for the first time in a while.
[Server] Bazooka Pong: Hate you, fck
[Guild] Ji9star: Huh? Cat-nim, what do you hate?
[Guild] ParkRoaches: To even use a Server Mic, you must have hated it immensely, huh?
[Guild] neutaaaa: Probably used it by mistake… Is it just a day or two that Cat-nim has been like this? tsk tsk
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: ㅠㅠ
Before he knew it, the anxiety and unease from earlier had completely vanished. Just having that damn guild mark disappear from above the guy’s head could change a person’s mood this much? I guess I hated Ruin more than I thought. Kyung-soo recited quietly to himself.
And then, while on his way to help No-eul level up for his second job change, he heard some unexpected news.
[Guild] Ji9star: Fck kkkkkkkkkkkk Guys, hurry to the Free Board kkkkkkkk A Ruin guild meetup happened, fck kkkkkkkkkkkk
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: What is it? Are they picking a fight again?
[Guild] Ji9star: Nn (No)
[Guild] Ji9star: [Breaking News] New Cat Concubine (the Apple guy) revealed to be XY!
“…….”
It was so unsurprising it was absurd. This was all thanks to Cheon No-eul. Looking at No-eul, who was fidgeting next to him and giving him buffs, Kyung-soo blinked with mixed feelings.
[Guild] al0ha: What’s XY?
[Guild] Ji9star: ?Nim, what’s up with your common sense kk It’s male. Male chromosomes XY.
[Guild] al0ha: I know, okay, I was just testing you.
[Guild] Ji9star: ? Then what about females? No searching, 5
[Guild] Ji9star: 4
[Guild] al0ha: It’s YY, of course.
[Guild] Ji9star: 3
[Guild] Ji9star: Oh… Dope; You’re kinda good?
[Guild] al0ha: I told you I knew kk
[Guild] Captain Poseidon: kkkkkkkkkkkkGood good^^!
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Nim, you’re the best kk
[Guild] al0ha: hehe
Since I was usually the one in that position of being made fun of, I suddenly felt a sense of pity.
[Guild] Bazooka Pong: Stop itㅠㅠ Al0ha-nim doesn’t even know he’s being made fun of….
[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: kkkkkkkkkkkk
[Guild] neutaaaa: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkfckkkkkkkkkk
[Guild] al0ha: Huh? Why? Why the laughter?
[Guild] ParkRoaches: kkkkkkkkkkkk
[Guild] al0ha: kkkkkk??
[Guild] Ji9star: Stop this and go check the Free Board like I said???kkkkkkkk
[Guild] al0ha: Ah… So it was XX…. (female chromosomes)
[Guild] Honeymoon: kkkkkkkkkkkk
For him to say that, it must have already been a huge commotion. Unable to contain his curiosity, Kyung-soo stopped No-eul.
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: Wait a sec.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: ?
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: I’m gonna go check the Free Board and come back.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Ah, that? It’s nothing special….
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: What, you already saw it?
Kyung-soo opened the homepage and clicked into the Free Board. Clicking on the top ‘Hot Post Now’ caused a new window to pop up.
‘Author: Sunset/Moon Fairy’
“…….”
So you didn’t just see the post, you wrote it….
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: No-eul-ah.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: No, hyungㅜ He was acting so annoyingㅠㅠ Now I can’t even join another guild for a weekㅠㅠ
Before he could even say anything, No-eul, who had shot himself in the foot, started making excuses. No, that’s not what I was going to say….
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: You worked hard.
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: ??
[Couple] Bazooka Pong: When did you find all this;
[Couple] Ministry of National Defense: Yesterdayㅠㅠ
“…….”
Scary bastard…. To have found all this out in one day. Kyung-soo firmly resolved to never make an enemy of No-eul in his entire life.
Title: (Hot Post Now!) Do you want to play games being called oppa by a man?
Author: Sunset/Moon Fairy
Content: (BGM auto-playing…)
Hi, I accidentally found some blog yesterday and the ID was exactly the same as someone called Green apple juice in Ruin… Interesting!
So I brought it here for everyone to see together.
www.aablogtype.com/rlacjftns2
Kim Cheol-soo Hi
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Seems it was a daily blog for another game (Little Forest 2). Talking about guild stuff, bragging about getting good items, things like that…! Looking at the blog diary, you can see guild members calling Kim Cheol-sou (blog owner) older brother… But in Ruin they call him Apple-chan or older sister… Interesting…
Fitting for a blog abandoned when the game died, the last post stopped years ago, and in the text, there’s talk about how if he fails his third attempt at the college entrance exam, he has to go to the military.
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And these are photos he posted on a cafe last month claiming they were of himself (Source: Ruin guild cafe)
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If you rotate it 180 degrees and do a reverse image search,
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Ta-da~ A daily blog of a Japanese person living in Hokkaido comes up! All the uploaded photos were from that blog, so it was convenient, didn’t have to search more. Guess he studied Korean hard… Interesting….
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There are so many, I don’t know which photos to upload. If you just search the ID, all sorts of weird games come up, guess he really likes games, huh… Sometimes he’s a man, sometimes he’s a woman, but the way he talks is so disgusting I’m stopping here. It’s more fun if you look it up yourself hehe.
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Seeing him read and chew on the mail I sent, seems it’s really him?
Summary
- Green apple juice had a blog in the past using the same ID he used on the Ruin guild cafe.
- If the photos he posted are his, then he’s a Japanese person whose real name is Kim Cheol-soo.
- kk If you feel wronged, message me, hyung~!
(179 comments have been posted.)
-???Wow I ran dungeons with that person just yesterday, crazy;;; Shouldn’t have given him that Dark Item, so pissed.
-Everything’s interesting to you, huh? Haha. Calling it interesting while totally wrecking him. (Wow)
-The guild cafe is private, how did you find the photos? Nim, are you a hacker?
└kkkYou think he’s a hacker, dumbass? If he were a hacker, the game would’ve been hacked already when he got suspended.
└Don’t tell me he has another Sub-character in Ruin too?
-This is off-topic, but this bastard really likes the BGM, huh fck kkkkkkkkkk
└Liked the song so much I downloaded it kkk
-Hardtack crazy bastard kkkkkkkkkk
└What’s hardtack?
└The last picture, he sent hardtack attached in the mail fck kkkkkkkkk
-Net Okama, die.
-Zero credibility because the author is Sunset….
└Agree
-Poor Green apple juice…;;;;
└kkkNim, are you Green apple himself?
└What himself, f*ck, it’s obviously revenge;; The one who became a couple with Green apple juice is the guy who got together with Sunset after that No-eul guy got close to himㅇㅇ
└Ah, wow?
└See, who told him to mess with No-eul… I had a bit of a bad feeling ever since that Sun bastard stayed quiet kkkk To go and find out he’s a man…;; Honestly, he brought it upon himselfㅇㅇ
Title: This is Ruin. Explanation regarding the Green apple juice incident.
Author: Transparent Human/Hero
Content: Hello. This is Transparent Human, the Sub Master of Ruin.
Regarding the post written by Sunset, we are posting our explanation. Currently, Green apple juice is on his way to Gangwon-do due to the passing of his grandfather, so he says he cannot write an explanation himself….
Instead of having a guild chatroom, we operate an officer chatroom for guild member management.
[Paewang1] Apple, what is this?
[Paewang1] This was posted on the Free Board, it’s not you, is it…?
Exactly 10 minutes later, Green apple juice read the message and replied.
[Green apple juice] Huh? It’s not me…8ㅁ8
[Transparent Human] Right?????
[Green apple juice] I share my ID with my brother, so that’s why T_T;;
[ohmyboy] But isn’t your last name Kim??
[Green apple juice] ㅠㅠYeah, but that’s a bit… it’s a family matter….
[ohmyboy] Ah, sorry;;ㅠㅠ
[Green apple juice] And that person just doesn’t like me… No matter what I say, that person won’t believe me…??
[Paewang1] Well… but Apple, are you Japanese?
[Green apple juice] No??[Paewang1] Then why did you bring the photo?
After that, Green apple juice has not been replying, claiming that his battery is low while traveling on the highway… We will add Apple’s reply to the post as soon as the battery is charged.
Before the explanation is posted, I hope you will refrain from making baseless remarks….
(80 comments have been posted.)
-Why ask if he’s crazy or Japanese?lololollololol Is that team kill?lolololㅋㅋ
-lolololㅋShare an ID?lololol What’s the family matter, are you half-siblings?ㅠㅠ
-If that’s the person I knew when I was doing Little Forest, I know that both his grandmother and grandfather passed away when he was young?? It was the guild, and I still have a screenshot of all the guild members gathered on my home computer….
└Really?Hahaha
└Yes… I remember it clearly because when I bragged about how much New Year’s money I received from my grandmother, he said, ‘Ah… I don’t have either a grandmother or a grandfather, I’m jealous… Hahaha’ and suddenly I felt like I was the only bad personㅠㅠ He always ruined the mood like that, so there were five hundred people who hated him behind his back; I meet that jerk again here;
└Damn Hahaha
Title: Haha Yeah, I’m a man
Writer: Green apple juice/Healer
Content: Did I get caught in a ridiculously obvious way; You’re crazy too for creating a new Sub Character and joining the guild; I even set a level restriction;
Flower Rabbit is also me. I was going to get revenge because I thought about it before taking a leave of absence and joining the army, but you’re quick-witted; People really don’t change. How can you be so annoying now as you were back then? You’re really going to live a long life, I’ll remember you for the rest of my life
I’m going to the army, hyung.
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Bye
(100 comments have been posted.- Damn, enlistment is ending, hahaha.
-Enlistment notice, hahaha.
-Oh, Cheol-soo….
-Look at the state of the explanation
-That bastard left the guildㅋlolololㅋ
-Aslehn: ??You son of a bitch
└anamato: lol Flower Rabbit’s ex-boyfriend~~!!!
└Seol-yeong: Hahahahahaha
-Remembering you for the rest of my life sounds like a proposal!
└Wow, goosebumps;
└Hahahahahaha
-Transparent Human: ….
-Hahaha, who shared this post? Hahaha
-Wow, it’s in the news, hahaha!??
└Search for Illusion+Net Okama, it’s crazyㅋlolololㅋㅋ
└lolololㅋㅋㅋThe reporter has nothing better to do
└lolololㅋㅋㅋCrazyㅋlolololㅋ