By Zephyria 
– We Got Married
What is this video title on Kim Han-seong’s channel?
Is he crazy? lol
⤷ Going to watch it first.
⤷ Ah, just looking at the title, I can see the protagonists’ faces.
Did he get permission from Ban Je-rim for this?
It’s literally edited like a honeymoon.
⤷ Wouldn’t he have been unable to upload it if he didn’t get permission?
⤷ After seeing the “Living Alone” Je-rim episode blow up, Kim Han-seong must have been sharpening his knife.
⤷ His ambition is insane. He’s determined to get rich lol.
Je-rim actually gave permission?
Last time he was grinding his teeth saying he’d never appear on Kim Han-seong’s channel again.
⤷ Back then he and Aron were in a hate-relationship, but now they’re married so it’s fine.
⤷ lol He probably just said okay without seeing the edited version…
I’m outside so I can’t watch the video yet TTT
What is it? Please spoil it for me.
⤷ It’s an edit focused on Aron and Jerry from the previous Spanish National Team visit to Korea video.
⤷ But now with tons of sweet BGM and sparkly effects added…
⤷ If “Living Alone” was the daily life of a newlywed couple, this one feels like a honeymoon special…?
I heard they even got permission from both the Korean and Spanish Football Associations for that video.
Both countries are really stepping up to destroy Je-rim’s marriage prospects.
⤷ They arranged a national marriage.
⤷⤷ This is the way.
It’s ridiculous no matter how many times I see it.
Mr. Ban Je-rim, why on earth are you part of the Spanish National Team’s entry procession?
⤷ I was at the airport then, and my brain stopped working because a national treasure of our country was waving so confidently.
⤷ You think he only waved? He even gave autographs on Aaron’s national team jersey…
⤷ He even filmed a sitcom with Mateo.
⤷⤷ True, he was bullying him so much I thought he was a school bully.
⤷⤷ To say Je-rim was bullying him… Mateo also threw a marker at Je-rim, didn’t he?
⤷⤷ That was because Je-rim put an ice cup on the back of Mateo’s neck while he was signing, and he got pissed off TTT
The funniest one is Kim Aron.
When Mateo threw a pen at Ban Je-rim, he threw a pen back at Mateo the exact same way. That crazy bastard.
⤷ Our Aron didn’t even just throw it. He opened the cap before throwing it.
⤷⤷ Right. Mateo walked around with a black line across his cheek all day… lol
⤷ Is that guy really the captain…?
⤷ Mateo was so baffled he did an interview saying he thinks he left our team’s captain back in Sefton, ffs.
Ban Je-rim’s Personality Compilation:
Putting an ice cup on a friend’s neck while they’re signing.
Picking out a eunuch’s outfit for a friend as a Hanbok.
Getting angry saying he doesn’t want to take photos with “nobodies” like them.
Handing the meat tongs to the youngest of another country.
Hitting a friend in the stomach after they’ve eaten until they’re bursting.
⤷ Not a single one to skip.
⤷ No, writing it like that makes him look like a genuine piece of trash;;
⤷⤷ It’s not even that exaggerated…
⤷⤷ Daniel actually made a Pterodactyl sound because he was so happy Je-rim gave him the meat tongs TTT
Daniel is funny too.
Why is he acting like brothers with Jerry, leaving his own team captain and national treasure alone?
⤷ Respect because they’re legends in the same position?
⤷ The funny thing is Reman is even funnier. He’s in a different position but has liked Je-rim since the Bundesliga days lol.
⤷ Maybe Aaron… just doesn’t get respect from Hubaes of the same country or the same position.
⤷⤷ Jerry doesn’t exactly have a personality that earns respect either lol.
⤷⤷ Attacking midfielders with a Ban Je-rim-style playstyle are usually the ones other players seek out because they want to play with them.
Jose: What is a eunuch??
Ban Je-rim: A high-ranking official who worked directly under the King in the old days.
⤷ Fuck, he’s technically correct lol.
⤷ It’s so sad that Jose heard that and got excited saying “I’m a eunuch!!” TTT
⤷⤷ For real, he’s already a bit lacking in everything except football, and this was just cruel.
⤷ To be a eunuch, you have to… cut that… thing…
⤷ It’s even worse that he recommended a super cool item to Aaron after that.
What’s with the couple Hanboks? Seriously.
Ha… seriously, this is just ridiculous.
But why do I keep laughing?
⤷ Because your twisted desires are being satisfied.
⤷ The fact that they both don’t care even while others are roasting them is the real deal.
⤷ I heard they were like that even in the youth days, fuck… show me the youth days too.
⤷ Je-rim, what kind of dating were you doing in Spain during high school?
That thing on the bench.
When you go to Han River Park, couples are always acting like that, with one person putting a coffee cup against the other’s cheek.
⤷ Darling~ It’s so hot, isn’t it? TTT
⤷⤷ Ah, I can hear the voice… I can hear Ban Je-rim’s voice. But the tone doesn’t match…
⤷⤷ Should we localize it to “Stop whining about it being hot, get a grip”?
⤷ The level of knowledge these people have about Ban Je-rim is insane lol.
Is it because they’re all Football Saints?
He runs so damn well in a Hanbok lol.
⤷ He even went to an arcade and played Pump It Up in that, ffs lol.
But it seems Aaron gets along well with the Tavarona players.
I thought their relationship would have soured since he did a free transfer while keeping it a secret from his teammates.
⤷ It’s not like the club is some opposing political party, would that really happen? lol.
⤷ To be serious, there’s a truckload of patriots who love the national team—where they serve for free—more than the club that pays them… These bastards treat their clubs like weekly wage vending machines. No sense of belonging, no loyalty to the company.
⤷⤷ Why did you suddenly get angry?
⤷⤷ People like this always appear during A Match season in World Cup years TTT because of the “proof-seekers” of their teams.
⤷⤷ Right, fuck, seeing some guy lie down saying he’s hurt and then fly around once he gets to the national team suddenly makes me furious, sorry.
⤷⤷ Yurike, they’re calling you.
Aaron at least has loyalty and a sense of belonging.
His priorities:
Lover (Ban Je-rim?) -> Sefton -> Spain… and then Tavarona.
⤷ You just killed the Tavarona fans again.
Aaron was originally a patriot over the club.
That’s why it’s even more infuriating.
⤷ lol TTT
⤷ I wonder how Tavarona fans are even surviving…
⤷⤷ At this point, they just want him to just marry Ban Je-rim and get it over with…
⤷⤷ True, they have to marry now for it to be less miserable…
But what on earth is Sefton?
Why does a homegrown youth discard his hometown club like that?
⤷ Ever since he suddenly did a free transfer…
⤷ A small child in his heart must have whispered very persistently.
⤷⤷ ?? Se… fton… (whisper)
⤷⤷ That’s not a small child, that’s a demon.
⤷⤷ He is the guardian angel of Sefton ^^
The guardian angel of Sefton dwelling in Aaron’s heart:
Ban Je-rim.
⤷ lolololol
⤷ I curse you.
⤷ A man who only thinks of Sefton… Sefton’s eternal legend captain.
What does the tea taste like for them to have those expressions?
They look so dazed they can’t snap out of it.
⤷ The Spanish National Team’s not-so-easy Korean experience.
⤷ One sip of tea, five bites of Yugwa.
⤷ Even that Yugwa was confiscated by the manager who found out the calories halfway through TTT. Fuck, I feel sorry for them.
⤷ But why did he confiscate Je-rim’s too? He ordered that with his own money.
⤷ Ban Je-rim’s expression looks so— fucking unfair lol.
????? What are they doing now?
Sharing jujubes while wearing Hanboks?
⤷ I think they’re eating jujubes because their Yugwa was taken, but why is this so…
⤷ Je-rim… why are you putting the jujube in Aaron’s mouth…? What are you two, seriously?
⤷⤷ Looking at Aaron’s expression, it’s just Red Ginseng Extract ver 2.
⤷⤷ No, why lol jujubes are delicious TTT
⤷ The determination of the person who edited this like a traditional wedding photo is something else.
I just donated to Kim Han-seong’s channel.
I just suddenly… felt like doing it.
⤷ Now that you mention it, I should go put some in too.
⤷ Look at this, he’s already collecting money exactly as that determined bastard planned.
Je-rim’s face is funny, but he’s good at picking dolls too.
Jealous of Aaron Reyes,
Envious of him,
And coveting him.
⤷ Ha… that foreigner stole my mother’s son-in-law.
⤷ If they date, every single day would be so fun TTT fuck, I’m so pissed, Aron.
⤷ But looking at Ban Je-rim’s dating history, he doesn’t seem like the “Benz” style. All his relationships were incredibly short.
⤷⤷ Was the longest public relationship 6 months?
⤷⤷ Yep lol. And that was the last public relationship…
⤷⤷ I heard they’re in a secret relationship with Aron now.
⤷⤷ Secret… relationship?
Doesn’t Aaron have a separate girlfriend?
Then why does everyone say he’s dating Ban Je-rim?
⤷ Just look at how they act.
⤷ OP, they just seem like friends? It’s only because of the editing.
⤷ lol Just kidding, of course.
⤷⤷ I’m not kidding. Everyone, just keep watching that video.
Yes? A chick?
??????????
⤷ Send Ban Je-rim to the eye doctor immediately.
⤷ Is he actually crazy? Aaron looks like a chick?
⤷ The fact that he gasped after saying it is the real deal lol.
Hey, fuck, I’m the one who wrote the post above, sorry. I take back the part about them being friends.
Those bastards are dating. Wow… the rose-colored glasses… wow…
⤷ lolololol
⤷ See, I told you, right?
Our national treasure is now using out-of-body speech.
Kim Han-seong: Why are you so desperate to win a chick doll for Reyes?
Ban Je-rim: He looks exactly like Aron… Wait, what did I just say?
⤷ Send Ban Je-rim to the National Assembly.
⤷⤷ He is already the President of Sefton.
⤷ Is it okay to throw in a killer question while he’s distracted by the claw machine?
Kim Han-seong is a truly evil bastard.
He is the authority on teasing Ban Je-rim.
Literally pure evil.
⤷ Lucky charm!!
⤷ I produced a special video containing my respect for Je-rim Hyung!
⤷⤷ Video title: We Got Married
⤷⤷ Am I a criminal???? (Voice modulated, mosaic)
⤷⤷ Click, traditional wedding photo ^^
⤷⤷ From now on, for the sake of Ban Je-rim, let’s call Reyes “Chick!” instead of Kim Aron.
⤷⤷ ~Enjoying a happy honeymoon~
⤷ At this point, isn’t he making the video just to bury Ban Je-rim? TTT
⤷ He seems to have a personal grudge… Apologize, Je-rim.
Aaron’s nickname during his Tavarona days: “El Rey Lobo” (The Wolf King).
But in Ban Je-rim’s eyes, he’s just a chick.
⤷ Wolf King: Peep.
So in Je-rim’s eyes, Aaron is
A pig and a chick at the same time? But also a fox?
⤷ In an old youth documentary, he said he looked like a black puppy too.
⤷ What is a black puppy now, Jerry, please.
The one who is a pig, a chick, a fox, and a black puppy.
(Photo)
⤷ What the fuck…
⤷ I think Mr. Ban Je-rim needs a doping test.
⤷ This isn’t at a level a doping test can fix; he needs a psychiatric evaluation;
I was so smitten when Aaron yelled at him to pass the ball in a friendly and scored immediately, but now I can only see him as a chick. What do I do TTT
⤷ Ban Je-rim’s soul has possessed you.
⤷⤷ Soul… you’re just killing him off suddenly.
⤷⤷⤷ Our Football Saint rat is still perfectly alive.
Rabbit and Chick
(Photo)
Do you guys have any conscience, you crazy bastards?
⤷ They’re exactly alike even in their lack of conscience.
No, even if I try not to suspect it,
It’s too suspicious. Seriously, from the tattoo on Je-rim’s arm, everything is just suspicious.
⤷ That’s not even a real couple tattoo, it’s such a common phrase…
⤷ Many Catholic Football Saints get “Soli Deo Gloria” tattooed. It’s not just Je-rim.
⤷ Isn’t Ban Je-rim non-religious?
⤷⤷ If you watch the youth documentary, he goes to church.
If they’re both Catholic,
They’re probably not dating lol.
⤷ But 70% of Spain is Catholic… and they do a lot of same-sex marriages…
⤷ Spain’s church is so closed but the “door” is open, so you can’t jump to conclusions.
But to say they’re dating,
The way they teased each other in the friendly was such a “best friend” moment lol…
⤷ That’s true…
⤷ I mean, usually you can’t tell your boyfriend to “shut up” during a celebration lol.
⤷ Kim Aron’s “I don’t want to naturalize” shots were also firing off.
They only teased each other during the game,
But they were kissing immediately after it ended.
⤷ For real, they practically filmed a melodrama.
⤷ Not exaggerating, when Aron rubbed his lips against Je-rim’s head, all of Sangam shook;
⤷ Ha… sigh… I’m confused. Just go public already.
I kept quiet because I thought I’d be treated as a troll,
But on the night the Spanish National Team arrived, I saw a couple at Namsan Tower who I suspect were Je-rim and Aaron… They were hanging a lock together.
⤷ Post this on Postype or Twitter instead.
⤷ Even if you’re making it up, do it with some effort.
⤷ OP, I told you this because I was afraid of this reaction. Believe it or not, do whatever you want.
⤷ Why did you suspect it was them??
⤷ OP, we took the cable car together, and I saw a tattoo on the arm of a man who looked like Aaron… They were speaking Spanish.
⤷ OP, and also, both of them have physiques that aren’t commonly seen in Korea.
⤷ Then you followed those two from the cable car? Ugh, so creepy;
⤷ OP, they kept catching my eye because of their physiques, fuck, I’m just deleting the post. Bye.
⤷ Deleting the post because you’re guilty of stalking lol.
Aaron must have really gone to Namsan Tower…
I was watching the Spanish National Team interviews, and when asked what was most memorable about Korea, only Aaron answered “the night view of Seoul.” The others were all confused, saying “When did we see the night view? We were stuck in the hotel.”
⤷ Hul, really?
⤷ He said right after that he saw it from the hotel lounge, fuck, you trying to lie?
⤷⤷ Ah, what the—
⤷ OP, I’m still studying Spanish so I couldn’t hear the part after properly. You’re so rude, you crazy bastard;;
⤷⤷ Please study harder 🙂
Even the final narration is ridiculous.
“It’s a relief that you enjoyed your happy Korean (honeymoon) trip… yes…”
Je-rim, I don’t think you can marry a Korean, just give up.
⤷ He doesn’t seem to care much himself now, it’s fine.
⤷ In my opinion, I think they’ve already married secretly.
⤷ The video itself feels like a Korea-Spain international marriage campaign video. I feel like all of this is a lie.
Rat Wolf King or Rabbit Chick
For the sake of our national treasure’s dignity, let’s go with the latter.
⤷ Neither the rat nor the rabbit has any dignity…
⤷⤷ It’s better for both to be weird than for only one to be cool.
⤷ Rabbit, live happily ever after with the chick
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