By Zephyria 
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Holy shit
Sefton Treble!!
Gyaaaaaaaak
Ah, fuck, please just leave the site
The site crashed, it’s not working
⤷ No community is not crashed right now lol
Is Sefton insane?
Wow, holy shit, a Treble??
Sefton
Treble
They’re really putting the nation on the map in the most epic way
Looking for someone to go lick Je-rim-ssi’s cleats with me (with my mouth)
⤷ I think Je-rim-ssi would find that disgustingㅜ
⤷ Ban Je-rim’s disgusted face would be so f- funny again
What the hell, the whole apartment complex is flipping out
It’s not even 7 AM Sunday lol Koreans really don’t sleep
⤷ Anyone sleeping right now can’t call themselves a citizen of the Republic of Korea
⤷ People were cheering in the streets in Seoul all night longㅋㅋㅋ Everyone’s just gone crazy
⤷ This is basically like the Republic of Korea reaching the World Cup final;
⤷ They knocked themselves out in the World Cup Round of 16 and then go and pull off a Treble lol
⤷⤷ shut up
I’m street cheering right now
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Everyone looks like a cultistㅠㅜㅠㅠ When Edson scored, someone brought out a picket with just Edson’s head on it and was shaking it while wailing… I was f- scared…
⤷ Is that person who stitched together half of Je-rim’s and Aaron’s jerseys you?
⤷⤷ OP Yes, so that they’ll never be apart again…
⤷
BAYES
Holy shit lolㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ The OP is the most insane one here;
What are you all doing?
Hoist the Taegukgi and Ban Je-rim’s jersey together right now
⤷ Already hung them when extra time started
⤷ I watched while clutching mine to my chest
Wow, look at my current state
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I look like I should be heading to Gwanghwamun for a protest right now…
⤷ No, what’s with the Taegukgi bandana around your headㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ Ban Je-rim jersey + Taegukgi worn like a cape + Aaron muffler + Taegukgi bandana… what a horrific hybrid;;
Look at the stains on the muffler (lol) Did you cry??
⤷ OP Aren’t you a psychopath if you didn’t cry?
I can’t believe it, fuck
I prayed for Je-rim to lift the Big Ear just once, but my conscience wouldn’t let me pray for a Treble;;
⤷ You’re a conscientious Jerry fan. As a reward, I give you both the Big Ear and the Treble
⤷⤷ If they get the Treble, the Big Ear comes with it. Give me the Treble and the Ballon d’Or, fuckㅜ
My vision is blurry
I can’t see anythingㅠㅠㅠ Ah, I’m going crazy, I have an appointment but my eyes are going to be all swollenㅠㅠㅠ
⤷ It’s okay, the entire nation will be walking around with swollen eyes today
⤷ I’ve been watching as if I were possessed by Edson since the moment Aaron scored the equalizer in the second half…
Anyone here bet on the victory prediction at Waiver??
I bet on Sefton… but since everyone did a patriotic bet, the money is seriouslyㅋㅋㅋ Is 50 won for real?
⤷ Sefton was 99% anyway, I just didn’t do it
⤷ In other countries, it was split half-half between Sefton and Noiverg, but only in our country was Sefton 99%ㅠ
⤷ The 1% of Korean citizens who bet on Noiverg… what is wrong with them?
Sefton winning is one thing,
But a match worthy of a Champions League final + seeing a new winning team for the first time in a while… my football-fan heart is racing
⤷ fr fr it’s been too boring lately,, I have no ill will toward Tavarona thoughㅎㅎ
⤷ The problem is that it’ll probably be boring for the next few years because of Sefton…
Aaron, this crazy bastard
An equalizer right before the end of second-half stoppage time?ㅋㅋㅋ
This guy was truly born with star quality
⤷ Agreed. His skill is skill, but his star quality is just… the best currently existing
⤷ And to top it off, a wonder goal created by the Je-Ron combo for the finishㅋ Kyah~
⤷ I don’t think anyone in the same position will be able to match his skill + star quality until he retires
Jerry’s form was insane today too
Always breaking his own records;;
⤷ always,,
⤷ It’s like a Football Saint meeting a Football Saint these days
It’s only natural that Je-Ron are crazy about each other
They give and receive passes so perfectly, how could they not love each other?
⤷ Plus, since they’re both drenched in star quality, it’s mutually beneficial for them to be togetherㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ After watching people who only have star quality in a bad way, seeing these two makes me feel at pea-ce
⤷ World-class skill + handsome visual + nasty personalities… an artistic harmony…
⤷⤷ Please leave out the nasty personalitiesㅜ Even if it’s a fact
Jerry-ya, why are you collapsing?
He’s not hurt, right??????ㅠㅠㅠ
⤷ Including extra time, he was ground down for over 130 minutes, of course he’d collapseㅜㅜㅜ
⤷ From extra time onwards, it was so obvious the starting members were holding on by sheer mental strength (except Aaron)
⤷ Especially since Jerry had the most physically demanding role today… he really worked so hard, seriously
What the hell is Aaron?
Is he a monster? A stamina monster? He’s the only one still fresh
⤷ He’s famous for his bottomless stamina
⤷ Thank you so much, Aaron, for coming to our team,,
Noiverg is cryingㅠ
Aww, don’t cry. You guys still won the league this time…
⤷ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Is this self-deprecation insane?
Someone said Je-rim is the type who would do better once he starts a family
They were right. Great foresight, good good good
⤷ My husband appeared, and my era of football began
⤷ Doesn’t that apply to Aaron too?
⤷ A couple that complements each other
Aaron lifts the Big Ear again as soon as he changes leagues
At this point, I have a reasonable suspicion that “Big Ear” is written in his destinyㄷㄷ
⤷ (Link) If you look here, it says he was born for mourning clothes
⤷⤷ The K-Saju system that even analyzes foreigners
⤷⤷⤷ What does it say about marriage?? Does he marry Je-rim??
The Aaron Saju analysis is insaneㅋㅋㅋ
“Destined to marry a lover who is like a long-time friend.”
“A spouse with a stronger personality and more independence than oneself is a good match.”
“Someone the same age is better than someone older or younger.”
“Will lead a romantic married life while bickering with the spouse.”
“Once they fall in love, it rarely cools down. They never look elsewhere.”
⤷ Huh..
⤷ Someone’s face is flickering in every single sentence
⤷ Is that fortune teller a Je-Ron shipper?
⤷ A 70-year-old grandpa?ㅠ
⤷ Even a grandpa’s heart can flutter when seeing Je-Ron
⤷ This place is legit
Everyone keeps saying Je-Ron,
But in my view, it’s Ron-Je
⤷ Tsk, Ron-Je doesn’t roll off the tongueㅋ
⤷ ?? What does that mean? Make me understand tooㅜㅜ
⤷⤷ Just keep moving, please…
⤷ Please stop with these underground jokes;;
Aaron is helping Je-rim up
Beautiful camaraderie… or maybe just love, it’s ambiguous, but it looks good regardless
⤷ Je-rim doesn’t shake off the hand anymoreㅠㅜㅜㅜ
⤷ Fuck, in just one year, those twoㅠ I’m tearing up againㅠㅠㅠ
Let’s look at the spiky kitten again at this point
(Photo)
lol
⤷ Please give Je-rim the right to be forgotten…ㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ The guy who hated Aaron that much reconciled, followed him back, and even got married. Wowㅋ
Reman’s going to get dehydrated at this rate ㅠ
He wailed last year, and he’s wailing again this timeㅠㅠ
Last year is a forbidden topicㅡㅡ
⤷ Crying Reman,, 『I like it』
⤷⤷ ??
⤷⤷⤷ What is Reman’s Parents’ Association doing? Why aren’t they taking this guy away?
We love Reman’s crying face
From the Reman Parents’ Association
⤷ You said Reman is our love;;
⤷ What kind of parent gets excited seeing their child’s crying face?
⤷ A handsome man crying sorrowfully is something you can’t buy with money, so it’s precious…; tsk
Je-rim, please cry for once
I want to see your crying face so baaaaaad
⤷ He’s got the mental strength to not cry even after knocking out his own country in the World Cup, what do you expectㅋ
⤷⤷ Drag him out
⤷ World Cup parrots are worse than cockroaches; they can’t be exterminated
⤷ World Cup parrots = people who go around praying for Ban Je-rim to have a small dick
Glenn posted a congratulatory feed for Jerry
They’re still consistently friendly here, it’s so touchingㅜㅜㅜ
⤷ He says he’s Jerry’s eternal captain, fuck.. Ah, the tears are coming back
⤷ I heard Glenn is playing for Newum until next season and then retiring, ha, my heart is breaking
⤷ All the Football Saints in the world, please don’t grow oldㅠㅠ
Breaking news in the meantime
Caetano closed the Insta comment section he had sneakily opened yesterdayㅋ
⤷ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Just keep it closed forever, you
⤷ Is that bastard not dead yet? He spent so much time in Korea being hated
⤷ DMs are open, let’s go
⤷⤷ Thanks, I just sent a bunch of ear-rape pics
I study foreign languages by looking at the quotes on Caetano’s tweets
If you guys want to learn a variety of foreign swear words, go check it out
⤷ Warning: Frequent appearance of ear-rape and disgusting pics
⤷ Of all people, he chose to mess with Aaron and Jerry;;ㅋㅋㅋ He’s getting absolutely destroyed
⤷ Just go to Saudi
⤷⤷ He’d go if Saudi bought himㅎ
⤷⤷⤷ Even oil-money billionaires wouldn’t waste money on a dirty washed-up player like that. Don’t ignore Saudi
⤷ I pray for Essenfeldt’s relegation to the second division!
What are Je-rim and Aaron whispering to each other?
Put mics on the players too. Guarantee the public’s right to know
They’re hugging so tenderly lol
⤷ Aren’t they asking how to lift the Big Ear?
⤷⤷ Excuse me, Je-rim has lifted plenty of other trophies besides the Big Ear, okay?
⤷⤷⤷ Hey, is that thing really heavy? (whisper whisper)
？？？？？Is Aaron crying？？
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⤷ Hul….
⤷ Crying? For real?
Wait, he’s crying…? Really? That Aaron??
Didn’t he always seem indifferent because he lifted the Big Ear so often??
Tavarona fans, come out and testify, I won’t beat you this time
⤷ Former Tavarona fan here,, yeah
⤷ First time seeing such a biological reaction, fuck!!
⤷ Basically, all of Tavarona… when Aaron was there, they didn’t even care about league trophiesㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ I’ve followed Aaron since his youth days, and this is the first time I’ve seen him cry, holy shit holy shit holy shit
Last year’s Kim Aron: Ah, the Big Ear again…
Just one year later: It’s the Big Ear, sob
⤷ I wonder what about Sefton exorcised him to this extent…
⤷ Writing it like this makes him look so pathetic, fuckㅋㅋㅋ
Good grief….
He should have been that happy when he was on our team, fuck…
Hahaha, I’m crying!
⤷ fr I feel like there’s a huge hole punched through my chest right now
⤷⤷ The chests of Tavarona fans, where a hole opens if you blow on them
⤷ Was love that great, Aaron Reyes?
⤷ I’m feeling such a surge of betrayal and bewilderment right now that I don’t even know what to say
⤷ I will definitely get revenge
Go,, just go away,,
I’ll let you go now,,
⤷ It had been 330 days since Aaron transferred to Ban Je-rim
⤷ The lingering attachment is still overflowing from the text
⤷ OP I put Aaron’s Tavarona jersey on Bunjang; don’t touch it, damn it, I’m already sad enough
It’s Aaron’s first Treble too
I understand. It’s the highest honor a Football Saint can achieve
⤷ True true. World Cup win + Treble + Ballon d’Or, Aaron has achieved it all now
⤷ Isn’t Aaron still 28? 30 in Korean age? Holy shit-
⤷ Achieving that career at 28?? So jealous
Who do you think will get the Ballon d’Or this year?
Last year, Aaron didn’t get it because he only made it to the Euro quarter-finals, right? But this year, it’s a lock
⤷ 99% chance it’s Aaron
⤷ I think Je-rim has a chance too? Aaron missed the quarters due to injury, Je-rim did the team carrying
⤷⤷ But it’s more advantageous for a forward to get the awardㅜㅜ He broke all sorts of records as soon as he came to the PL
⤷ Last year’s Euro was honestly so pitiful. A kid who just debuted did something incredibly stupid and they lost 2:1
⤷⤷ Thanks to that, Aaron came to Korea, so he’s a benefactor to usㅋ
⤷ But what was surprising was that after the match, he comforted the kid who gave away the penalty first? He defended him in the interview too,, National team captain moment was so damn,, hot,,
⤷⤷ Rim-ah, that person is the man of our Sefton captain
Our Jerry needs to achieve it too
The Ballon d’Or and the World Cup…
So, Aron-ah, when are you naturalizing?
⤷ Kim Aron: I’ll go after making Spain win the Euro
⤷ Stop bullshitting and come right now
We gave you a surname, right??
It’s a deceptive act to have already received the surname Kim and not come, right??
⤷ Aron says he hates the surname Kim. He wants the surname Ban
⤷ Ban Aron is weird. Kim Aron is perfect
⤷ Maybe he hates it because the name sounds like a puppy’s name?ㅜㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ Republic of Korea National Team No. 9, Kim A-ron
The Gimhae Kim clan is such a prestigious surname
Are you ignoring royalty right now, Kim Aron?
⤷ Je-rim, give your husband some history lessons again
Ban Je-rim is so damn sweet, fuck
Why is it so heart-fluttering to see Aaron bury his face in Je-rim’s shoulder while he pats him? I’m going crazy, seriously
⤷ Captain mode on
⤷ It looks more like lover mode than captain mode, ahem,,
Has anyone seen Je-rim comfort someone like that??
At least not me
⤷ Me neither
⤷ It’s natural that no one has. Because he’s never done itㅋ
⤷ Even when his close friend Yeo-bin cried, he just laughed in his face and got hit..
They’re really having the love of the century
There are no subjects here, you fuckers
⤷ The love of the century, while driving nails into the hearts of Tavarona fans
⤷ Sefton fans: Beaming
Sefton team fans are probably
Beaming regardless of whether those two suddenly start kissing, right?
⤷ We’d be flustered if they suddenly started kissing too,,
Isn’t kissing a basic requirement for Football Saints?
They’re always kissing after scoring goals, so whatㅎ Sometimes I wonder if people with kids are allowed to do that
⤷ This is so trueㅋㅋㅋ Their skinship is so intense that it’s surprising sometimes
⤷ Why is it so intense? Do they not feel it’s weird among themselves??
⤷ They said they just can’t control themselves in the momentㅋㅋ
What’s wrong with kissing?
Je-rim already gave Aaron a massive kiss during the Essenfeldt match
⤷ That was because his mindset of “I’m so crazy for you that I have to kiss you” was too transparent
⤷ Honestly, even I would go crazy and kiss if I scored a hat-trick immediately after returning from injury
But seriously, how strong do you have to be
To lift a 184cm man that effortlessly
⤷ Exactly, I wonder every time I see it
⤷ He lifted him so lightly in this final too..
⤷ True, Je-rim isn’t on the skinny side either,, really, how??
They’re truly in love..
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That celebration they’re doing together is a scene you’d only see in a romance movie poster
⤷ So touchingㅜㅜㅜ
⤷ I love the faces they make while looking at each other, so I just burst into tears too
Yes, yes, Aron-ah
Ban Je-rim is yours;; He hasn’t left your side since the match ended
⤷ Holding the captain’s hand tightly while waiting for the Big Ear, fuckㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ Aaron, you’re the only one there who’s actually lifted the Big Ear before…
The face Aaron makes while crying is too stimulating, fuck
I condemn Ban Je-rim!! Why are you covering Aaron’s crying face so we can’t see it more?ㅠㅜㅠㅠㅠ
⤷ fr ah, does Ban Je-rim use Aaron all by himself?
He doesn’t even have the basic Korean spirit of sharing even a single bean sprout (mocking laughter).
⤷ I agree. Why do you get to see him alone? Don’t you know the spirit of “Save, Reuse, Exchange, and Recycle,” Jerry-ya?
⤷⤷ Rim-ah, how exactly are we supposed to save, share, exchange, and reuse Aaron;
⤷ Je-rim might hit the people in the comments above with a bat
I think the awards ceremony is starting
I’m not the one lifting the Big Ear, so why is my heart racing like this?
⤷ My younger sibling already brought a whole bag of toilet paper and is ready to wail
⤷ My dad is also shaking and just keeps saying, “Record it… record the TV…”ㅋㅋㅋ
⤷⤷ Ah, Father~ It’ll all be on Twitter immediately
⤷ I’m so jealous of the Koreans waving the Taegukgi thereㅠ How on earth did they get Champions League final tickets?
Je-rim is wobbling and shaking
Cute
⤷ Ahㅋㅋㅋ Is the Big Ear that heavy?
⤷ Maybe it’s because he’s out of energy right nowㅎㅎㅎ Anyway, cute
William just cursed with his eyes
I saw it
⤷ If that bastard weren’t the captain, I’d give him a smack
⤷ Jerry’s playfulness is still the same even there
lol To lift the Big Ear or not to lift it
A day of brilliant gold
The announcer’s comments are making me feel so hypedㅜㅜㅜ
⤷ Huuuuuuughㅠㅠㅠ
⤷ Even the gold confetti is perfect, seriously,,
⤷ Sefton
⤷ I wish for a Treble next season tooㅠㅠ
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What the??
Didn’t those two just kiss??
⤷ Right, fuck, I didn’t see it wrong, did I?? Insane
⤷ No, what? What is this??
⤷ Is there anyone watching live?? What the hell
Wow, fuck, the lag is worse
Than when the Treble was confirmed, holy shitㅋㅋㅋ
If you do that in front of everyone,
I’m damn grateful, you lunatics…
Insta and Twitter have all crashed too
This is insane
⤷ World trend #1: Je-Ron Kiss;
⤷ Sefton Treble keyword pushed out of the top 5, fuckㅋㅋㅋ
They probably think
That if they kiss behind the Big Ear, they won’t be caught… that’s why they did it… or did they just lose sight of everything because they were so happy?
⤷ If it’s the former, it’s too dangerous… let’s go with the latter
⤷ How many cameras are there? Surely… they must know there are even drones flying… surely…
Calm down
Kissing while holding the Big Ear is a possible occurrence
But fuck, if they did it while hiding, the picture becomes damn weird, Je-rim, Aron!!
⤷ Je-rim says they weren’t hiding, they just kissed because they were happy
The desperate movement of the camera to capture the kissing scene
I felt dizzy for a moment
⤷ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The perspective shifted every secondㅋㅋㅋ
⤷ Looking for motion sickness medicineㅜ
⤷ The camera director’s professionalism is insane;;
⤷⤷ Thank you…
Fuck fuck fuck
(Photo)
I don’t have to do a detailed forensic analysis of the video anymore!! They kissed!!
⤷ Congratulations, I guess…
⤷ The incarnation of persistence
I’m watching live
I couldn’t see it from the stands. Ah, fuck, if I knew this would happen, I wouldn’t have come to Italy and just watched at home
⤷ Seeing Je-Ron kiss is more important than watching the final live?
⤷ OP Yes.
No, seriously, what are those two…
I was just teasing them as a joke… but this is
⤷ Honestly, a bit,, a little,, we..ird,,
⤷ hmmmmm
Don’t have weird thoughts about great menㅡㅡ
It’s so irreverent of me to be curious about this, but
Did they… put their tongues in? Sorry, really, I don’t want to be curious either, but I mean, Aaron and Je-rim-ssi—
⤷ You are not alone.
⤷ For starters, from what I can see, it looks like a light chu.
⤷ Looking at how their heads are slightly tilted, they might have.
⤷ I’m going to analyze the junction of their lips at a nano-unit level and then write a post! Don’t ignore me this time.
⤷⤷ You’re really something else, “junction” my ass lol.
⤷⤷⤷ Emotional wreck;
Imagine if you guys had Trebled.
Would you not want to bite and suck on each other?? They just lost their reason and craved one another.
⤷ You crazy person, your take is the weirdest.
⤷ What is this, writing some Joseon-era erotic novel? “Craved one another” my ass.
I’m starting to get genuinely scared now.
At this rate, I’m worried Aaron and Je-rim will be the protagonists of next January 1st’s Who’s Patch.
⤷ I think there’s a possibility.
⤷ Reporters are probably already preparing to stake out Sefton.
⤷ Please get us a scoop.
Thank you for following Sefton’s Treble challenge.
From the next episode, the Je-ron couple’s We Got Married will be airing.
⤷ It’ll probably surpass the ratings of the legendary “Alone in the Mountains.”
The Je-ron entry on PpuriWiki has been edited.
In the WAGs section… photos of each other have been added. Congratulations.
⤷ If they’re listed there, it’s basically a semi-marriage registration.
⤷ Hey, who the hell went into Aaron’s profile and put Nationality: Republic of Korea (Naturalized) / Husband: Ban Je-rim lol.
Song-i kissed Aaron like crazy too.
Why is no one mentioning that? T_T
⤷ Look at Aaron’s expression back then.
⤷ Isn’t it even weirder that the guy who slammed Edson for getting a peck on the cheek was the one to initiate the kiss on the mouth with Ban Je-rim?
⤷ You wrote this just to roast Edson, didn’t you?
Look at Je-rim smiling.
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It looks like a joke. If it were real, given our captain’s personality, he would’ve punched Aaron right in the face there.
⤷…Thank goodness.
⤷LOL those two are definitely not gay… Aaron’s always had something going on with Delgado, and Jerry, well lol, his ideal type is fa-mous.
⤷True. Looking at the scale of Aaron’s cuffs, Delgado probably gave them to himㅎ They’ll probably get married soon?
⤷⤷Sigh, that would be a problem.
⤷Aaron has to marry Je-rim for him to naturalize…
⤷If they could just get Aaron to naturalize in Korea, I feel like they’d wrap up Ban Je-rim like a gift and throw him at Aaron;;
⤷⤷Since Je-rim-ssi seems to like it too, based on his reaction to the kiss, I don’t think there’s any harm in pushing for it.
I’m feeling generous, Kim Aron!
Ban Je-rim, you can have it all! Just naturalize.
⤷The Kim clan of Gimhae is eagerly waiting for Mr. Kim Aron.
⤷What about Je-rim-ssi’s opinion?
⤷Looking at his reaction to the kiss, Je-rim-ssi seems to like it too?
⤷Je-rim-ah, it’s happened…
⤷Our captain’s human rights, consistently disregarded.
Hey, didn’t someone say before
that those two would kiss while holding the Big Ear… are you a prophet??
⤷Go make a wish there. It’s already become a pilgrimage site.
No, but even if the kiss was a joke,
Je-rim-ah, aren’t you going to get married?ㅋㅋㅋ You said you wanted to come back to Korea and marry after you retire.
⤷Maybe he’s given up on marrying a woman himself…
⤷If the marriage partner is Aaron, everything is solved.
⤷⤷As ifㅠㅠ Everyone in the world knows Ban Je-rim’s ideal type.
⤷If you just change the gender of Je-rim-ssi’s ideal type, wouldn’t Aaron fit? Great body, sexy… dark skin… a refreshing, mischievous-style smile…
⤷⤷..Huh?
We saw nothing.
Let’s protect Je-rim-ssi’s marriage prospects.
⤷I heard Ban Je-rim and Aaron Reyes kissed!! While holding the Big Ear!!