LMI 87

“Eek!”

Ashley, seeing Koi startled and gasping, asked casually, “What’s wrong?”

“Oh, um, well.”

Weren’t you going to shower somewhere else?

The words were on the tip of his tongue, but before he could say them, Ashley stepped inside. Koi’s heart raced, and he desperately tried to speak, but no words came out.

“A-Ash, um, this, well, um.”

“The water’s too cold, aren’t you freezing?”

Ashley asked abruptly. Koi, who had been waving his hands frantically in front of him, stopped in surprise. Ashley casually stood in the cold water and reached out his arm.

“Just a sec.”

“Eek!”

Koi cowered again in surprise, but Ashley paid no attention to his body, grabbing the faucet next to him and turning it with a flick of his wrist. Koi could only stare wide-eyed as the faucet, which he had struggled with to no avail, turned so easily. He felt strangely betrayed. He was resentfully staring at the faucet when Ashley called him.

“Koi.”

“Huh?”

Koi absentmindedly looked up and met Ashley’s eyes. Ashley reached out, placing his hands on the wall on either side of Koi’s head, and lowered his gaze. Cornered, Koi was completely trapped. Ashley’s massive body was in front of him, the wall behind him, and Ashley’s arms on either side. For some reason, the spacious shower room felt incredibly small. He couldn’t even blink. Koi was mesmerized, simply staring blankly at Ashley.

The shower room light glittered above Ashley’s head as he looked down at him. His face, backlit by the light, was shadowed and dark. Water droplets fell from his wet hair. Koi unconsciously swallowed hard. For some reason, his chest felt tight and his fingertips tingled.

“Koi.”

Ashley whispered. As soon as he heard the voice, Koi felt a shiver run down his spine. His face suddenly flushed, and he quickly looked down in embarrassment. At that moment, something unexpectedly huge came into view.

“Aaaaaah!”

Koi’s scream of surprise echoed loudly in the empty shower room. Ashley frowned, his ears ringing. He followed Koi’s gaze and quickly realized the reason. Koi’s wide eyes were fixed on his crotch.

Ah, that’s it.

His member was notoriously large even among the ice hockey team guys, so Ashley was often cursed at with phrases like “You’ve got it all,” and “Crazy bastard,” whenever he showered with them. He himself didn’t really care, so he was a little embarrassed by Koi’s reaction. It was so childish to be confident about his penis size. He had always thought that only someone who had nothing else going for them would be confident about something like that, but he was curious about Koi’s reaction. Above all, it was most important that he liked it. They would be very close soon.

Imagining Koi licking his member with a delighted expression, Ashley couldn’t hold back any longer and opened his mouth.

“Koi, what are you thinking about?”

Is he thinking the same thing as me?

If so, he might just take Koi right here. No, he didn’t have a condom. He hadn’t thought that far ahead today.

You stupid idiot, why didn’t you think of that! If you were going to confess, you should have taken that into account too.

No, Koi will be surprised. We decided to take it one step at a time.

You pathetic fool, are you stupid? You can start with the back first!

Ah, why didn’t I think of that.

Do it now, right away! Let’s start from the back!

Yeah, let’s do that.

“I…”

Just as he was thinking that, Koi spoke. Ashley, who had been lost in his fantasies, belatedly snapped out of it and blinked. Koi continued, still looking dazed.

“I think I’ve seen this in a picture before.”

Ashley, who had been secretly anticipating something, frowned. What was he talking about?

“I’ve never had a nude taken, though?”

Had he? By some crazy bastard? He frantically racked his brain, but Koi said with a serious expression, “Elephants have things like that.”

Ashley was silent for a moment. The sound of the shower water pouring down was the only thing that echoed between them.

“Koi, I’m a person.”

Ashley said after a long pause, his voice full of displeasure.

But Koi didn’t agree.

“That’s not a human thing.”

He stared at Ashley’s member with a serious face. Ashley was dumbfounded and speechless. He had been having all sorts of erotic fantasies, but now he was being compared to an elephant. Koi was looking at him like a beast. He had to do something about this. At this rate, starting from the back was out of the question, and even taking it one step at a time would be difficult.

“Koi.”

Ashley called him with patience. Koi nodded as if he was listening, but his eyes were still fixed on one spot. Anyone would be excited if their lover looked at their genitals with burning eyes, but this was not that kind of situation at all. On the contrary, Ashley felt a sense of crisis that his member, which had been half-aroused, was about to shrink. He needed to change his approach somehow. Ashley spoke again.

“Koi, that’s not an elephant.”

“They CG out the genitals of all the animals in documentaries.”

Koi said, as if he couldn’t even hear Ashley’s voice. He nodded to himself as if he had convinced himself, and Ashley took a deep breath.

“Koi, listen to me.”

This was a disaster. At this rate, they wouldn’t even become friends, let alone date. This dirty thing was so big for no reason. Ashley cursed his member inwardly.

“Koi, look closely. This isn’t an elephant.”

Ashley tried to persuade Koi, but all he did was repeat the same words. As expected, Koi glanced up at him with a suspicious look, as if to say, then what the hell is this huge thing?

“This is, well, this is.”

Stammering unusually, Ashley frantically searched his mind. At that moment, something flashed through his mind like a savior, and he immediately blurted it out.

“It’s an anaconda.”

Koi frowned at those words.

“…An anaconda?”

“Yeah.”

Trying to persuade Koi, who didn’t seem convinced at all, Ashley began to say everything that came to mind.

“Think about it, elephants don’t just stand up like that. This one’s holding its head up, right? It’s an anaconda.”

“Oh…”

Now that he mentioned it, that was true.

It was a mess no matter who heard it, but Koi was convinced. After all, there were no holes in his logic. He wondered what the difference was between an anaconda’s and an elephant’s genitals, though.

On the other hand, Ashley’s thoughts were completely different.

There’s a very big difference.

First of all, he didn’t like the idea of his member being an elephant’s. Whatever the case, Ashley Miller was a human being. Secondly, it was better to compare his member to a snake than to compare it to another member. At least the latter wasn’t a member itself. And finally, thirdly.

“It’s much smaller than an elephant’s, right?”

Ashley was desperately trying to persuade Koi. He had to erase the idea of it being big from Koi’s mind somehow. If he said, “I want to put this elephant inside you,” Koi would really run to the end of the universe.

Of course, I’d imprison him before that.

Koi was silent for a while. Ashley closed his mouth, noticing that he was carefully organizing his thoughts, mulling over Ashley’s words. If he said anything more, he might ruin things. If worse came to worst, he’d knock Koi out, drag him to the car, and imprison him right away…

“I see.”

Koi suddenly said, nodding his head.

“It seems smaller than an elephant’s.”

“Right?”

Ashley smiled in relief. He had succeeded. Next, he’d go with a meerkat. Once he thought of it as being about the size of a twig, then he could put it in, right?

It’d be faster to learn hypnosis.

He felt the emotion of self-loathing for the first time. Moreover, Koi was constantly narrowly avoiding imprisonment. Was he lucky, or was I just being too lenient?

Just as he was frowning absentmindedly, Koi opened his mouth.

“Um, shouldn’t we hurry up and shower? We’ve been in here for too long…”

In any case, it was a good thing for Ashley that the topic was changing. He readily took his hands off the wall and said, “Okay, let’s do that.”

Phew, Koi secretly sighed in relief. Now Ashley would turn around and leave.

That’s what he thought, but he was mistaken. Ashley immediately grabbed the soap from the shelf on the wall.

“Here, Koi.”

He said, lathering the soap.

“Come here.”