By Zephyria 
♛ I’ll say a word as a Guide.
Espers threw a fit and blocked the National Assembly from establishing a Guide department.
Experienced Guides are sluts, and Guides who don’t give in easily are called bitches.
The incident where a group chat room exploded with the idea that Guides scoring below 5 on looks should be returned for free without government funding.
What did they say during the incident where a Guide who rejected a match was stalked and then kidnapped?
They said, “You’re ugly, so you won’t get stalked, so what are you worried about?”
So, does being pretty and handsome, and receiving an Espers’ love, result in stalking and kidnapping?
This is why Guides fear and avoid Espers.
Before talking about mutual consideration and love, please take a look at yourselves.
└ Thank you for the good post. However, there’s one point that bothers me. You speak as if all Espers are like that, but that’s not true. Not all Espers are like that, Guides. Only some Espers are like that. I would appreciate it if you could correct just this point.
└ You’re upset because your score is below 5, aren’t you?
└ No logic… no intelligence… generalizing way too much.
└ Regardless of anything else, if you’re going to talk about the Guide department, you should first talk about how you guys stopped the Espers department from being founded. Why did you leave that out?
└ ♛ I wasn’t going to reply, but I’ll just leave this one comment. We never stopped the Espers department from being founded. It’s just that no one ever attempted to create an Espers department.
└ Don’t treat Espers as potential mental patients!
└ Sigh, don’t waste your energy here, writer. Even if you speak kindly like this, they won’t understand.
♛ It’s useless to stay here arguing all day.
It’s the same everywhere. Tall and handsome Espers are incredibly popular, whether they’re men or women.
These people on this site who chant “Guides are greedy these days,” “They only care about conditions,” etc., I guarantee they are either under 170cm, uglier than a stir-fried octopus, or a D-class wreck.
I am an Esper, but I’ve always been matched with the Guides I wanted, and now I’m preparing to be a pair with a good Guide I’ve met.
Instead of complaining about Guides, grow taller, or if you’re short, exercise, or if you’re ugly, at least wash up and try to look approachable.
└ But why are you speaking so informally……
└ No comments on posts like these. It’s sad.
♛ A 39-year-old male Esper with high standards. Should I give up now?
I know well that the ratio of Espers to Guides is about 8 men to 2 women.
But I absolutely cannot give up on female Guides. I want to date a female Guide. ㅠㅠ
I’ve met male Guides a few times, but they just feel like junior soldiers to me… I can’t go beyond kissing because I feel like they’d smell like sweat from their crotch.
I was matched with a young female Guide just once, but she looked at me like I was a bug… ㅠㅠ She wasn’t even that pretty, so my self-esteem dropped a lot.
If there are any Espers here who have met a pretty and kind female Guide under 30, please share your tips. I’m desperate.
Let me introduce myself: I’m a civil servant, so my salary is modest, but my parents’ retirement is well-covered, and I have inherited assets (land in a provincial city promised to the eldest son).
If a Guide comes to me, I will treat them incredibly well. Without a partner, I feel empty even when eating a hearty meal, and tears just flow. Please help me, seniors!
└ Even an ordinary woman with nothing to her name has impossibly high standards, and you want her to be under 30 and a Guide too? You still haven’t come to your senses.
└ Don’t mistreat male Guides. It won’t be long before it’s your turn to be avoided.
└ The reality is that women also only seek female Espers. I’m 180cm tall and have specs that aren’t lacking anywhere, but a female Guide rejected me and went to another female Esper.
└ It seems like not only women but also male Guides will soon avoid you.
└ It’s called same-sex resonance. It means it’s even better when same-sex individuals resonate. You haven’t truly experienced men yet. I’m a Guide; if you come to me, I’ll take responsibility and open you up like the Gyeongbu Expressway.
└ I don’t think the “same-sex” in same-sex resonance refers to that kind of same-sex…
Hmm?
Hae-jun rubbed his eyes. He felt like he had seen something he shouldn’t have… By the way, wasn’t this the Guide board? Why were there more Esper posts? And why were so many people fighting?
He wondered if the boards had been swapped, so he checked the Esper board, and it was even more of a mess.
· Esper, 180cm tall and 78kg, looking for a Guide. Men welcome.
· ★★Married X Divorced X Espers available who will treat you like a princess regardless of gender★★
· S-University graduate, early 30s male Esper. Male Guide possible. I’ll lick you all over if you meet me.
· ✿ܓ Man who has mastered Guide psychology #Gaso#Eso#20s#30s#40s#50s
· ☞ Seeking Male Guide. For Male Guides only. Couple matching. Let’s have a beautiful love.
· SS-class 10s Esper available ♞♞♞ #BigDick#18cm#FirstComeFirstServed#FemaleGuidePreferred
The colorful text flashed. No matter how much he scrolled down, all the posts were like that.
Hae-jun, staring blankly, accidentally clicked on a post, and immediately, bold text, like font size 20, filled the screen.
· S-University graduate, early 30s male Esper. Male Guide possible. I’ll lick you all over if you meet me.
I’m confident I can be gentle with male Guides too. The last male Guide I met was extremely satisfied after I licked him from head to toe.
I have two tattoos, but they’re not scary. I’m not a delinquent. ㅠㅠ If you dislike them, I’ll go to a dermatologist and get them removed immediately.
Just call me. I’ll travel to meet you, even if you’re in Haenam at the southern tip of the country.
My height is 179cm, not a lie, and I don’t use social media at all. I can verify my S-University diploma.
I’m not a smoker, and I don’t have any male or female friends. Contact me without hesitation.
Flaccid 10cm, Erect 19cm. I’ll send full erection photos if you chat… My account has 100 million won available for withdrawal. I’ll open my banking app and show you right in front of your eyes. Decide after you see it.
This was practically a plea to be met. The problem was that there were countless posts like this, but the view counts were all 0 or 1. It meant one view from himself, and one from someone who clicked by mistake, like him. Demand was overflowing, but supply was nonexistent.
They were busy badmouthing Guides on the Guide board, but behind the scenes, they were desperately trying to meet a Guide. It was truly pathetic.
Hae-jun quietly scrolled down the window. Then he covered his forehead and despaired.
“……Shit.”
Suddenly, everything felt empty. He decided he would never search the internet for anything again.
The next afternoon, during a break in filming, Lee A-gon and Hae-jun lay on the narrow bed in the lounge, holding each other. They were perfectly intertwined, and the atmosphere surrounding them was quiet and peaceful. Occasionally, Hae-jun would stroke Lee A-gon’s back, and then Lee A-gon would bury his face in Hae-jun’s hair and sniff.
There was no other form of assistance. They were just holding each other.
“Does that help with assistance too?”
A breath was drawn in, just enough to slightly ruffle his hair. Hae-jun suddenly lifted his head and looked up at Lee A-gon, asking. Lee A-gon, with a somewhat dazed expression, asked back, “What?”
“You’re smelling me right now. Isn’t that for assistance?”
Instead of answering, Lee A-gon buried his face in Hae-jun’s hair. And very slowly, he replied, “Yes…” Yes, this also counts as assistance.
‘I don’t think so.’
Hae-jun felt a little worried. Seeing him constantly ask for assistance, he was clearly in a state of assistance energy depletion, yet he didn’t try to engage in assistance through genital contact. He only requested indirect assistance like kissing and hugging.
“I’m really okay.”
As Hae-jun continued to worry, Lee A-gon replied. If he says he’s okay… Hae-jun exhaled a languid breath and buried his face in Lee A-gon’s chest.
“What time should we finish today?”
“We’ll finish early. They said I can go home once I’ve filmed my few scenes in one go.”
“What if the director tries to pull his usual stunts again?”
“He can’t anymore. He doesn’t have time.”
Hae-jun chuckled slightly. Right, he probably wouldn’t have the money for his usual stunts anymore.
“Ah, right. Yang Road asked me to let him know if we finish early today. He needs to make a reservation because he has to go to the hospital.”
Saying that, Hae-jun fumbled for his phone, which was likely near the bed.
“Want me to get your phone?”
“Yeah.”
Lee A-gon shifted slightly and found the phone. Hae-jun yawned softly. His eyes closed. He felt drowsy, as if he had returned to the peaceful days of the past.
Tap, tap.* The sound of typing on a phone. Hae-jun, with his forehead resting on the bed, dozed off for a moment, then suddenly lifted his head. He saw Lee A-gon looking at his phone.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m sending a message to Yang Road.”
“You?”
“Yes.”
He replied, continuously swiping down with his thumb. The phone had a green adhesive grip attached. Hae-jun’s eyes widened. Lee A-gon was looking at his phone.
“Hey, my phone.”
Hae-jun, his sleepiness gone, sat up abruptly and tried to snatch the phone from Lee A-gon. Lee A-gon lightly dodged Hae-jun and continued to mime swiping down with his thumb. He was reading something.
“S-University graduate, early 30s male Esper. Male Guide possible. I’ll lick you all over if you meet me. Licking you from head to toe… Just call me.”
“Ah!” Hae-jun screamed and lunged at Lee A-gon. But with Lee A-gon over 190cm tall, he couldn’t reach him by stretching his hand upwards.
“Flaccid 10cm, Erect 17cm. I’ll send full erection photos if you chat…?”
“Ah, stop it!”
“Account with 100 million won available for withdrawal… Decide after you see it…”
“A-gon!”
Hae-jun’s face turned bright red. Even though it wasn’t his post, he felt embarrassed. As Lee A-gon pressed the back button, the titles of the posts appeared in a row. Lee A-gon read those aloud too. Man who has mastered Guide psychology. Seeking Male Guide. For Male Guides only. SS-class 10s Esper available. Big Dick 18cm…
“This is insane.” Hae-jun’s face was now red up to his neck. Why hadn’t he closed the window after discovering that site yesterday? He hated himself.