By Zephyria 
BBQ first met Miu while heading out for a direct trade with a wonderful customer who wanted to buy 1,000 food items at once.
At the time, Miu was just starting to become notorious, famous for killing anyone and anything that caught their eye in the slightest negative way. BBQ had heard many stories about several veteran players trying to gang up on Miu because they were annoyed, only to fail miserably.
[(General) BBQ: If you don’t mind me asking, what are those corpses next to you?… lol]
[(General) Miu: They kept speaking informally, so I killed them.]
[(General) BBQ: That many?]
[(General) Miu: Do you want to lie down next to them?]
To think that scene would unfold right before his eyes.
BBQ felt that Miu was truly terrifying back then, showing no mercy even to trading partners. However, one day while wandering without an Alliance, BBQ heard that Miu had created their own Alliance. Out of curiosity, he joined, and ended up staying for good. The reason was simple.
‘There’s no one stronger than Miu…!’
BBQ believed that sticking to a strong player to live a long, quiet life was the shortcut to a successful gaming life. And it was certain that Miu was that strong player. Miu had a bad personality and hated it when anyone messed with them.
[(Alliance) Miu: I don’t like being 25th.]
Furthermore, they hated anyone being above them; after 47 first entered the rankings at 25th place, they climbed frantically until they hit 1st. Thanks to that, there were many benefits in various ways, but…
‘Scary, that person is scary!’
Miu was quiet but fierce. Even when Alliance Members acted friendly, the Alliance Master—who usually only gave business-like instructions and spoke bluntly—didn’t seem to play along.
(Group) Miu: And Momo is actually already great at harvesting.
(Group) Miu: I’m the one who should learn a thing or two from Momo.
(Group) Miu: Right? hehe
To think they were speaking so affectionately to 0momo0, the person most suspected of being a spy, and even using “hehe”!
(Whisper) BBQ: f*ck what is that
(Whisper) BBQ: Who are you??
He absolutely could not understand this situation.
(Whisper) 0momo0: Ah… actually, we decided to speak informally before!!
(Whisper) 0momo0: I just pretended we didn’t because it felt awkward to speak informally in front of others hehehe (Whisper) 0momo0: Don’t worry, BBQ!!
(Whisper) BBQ: Uh… lol;;
(Whisper) 0momo0: Ah!! We’re on good terms!! We reconciled and we’re close now!
But, but…
(Group) 0momo0: Huh?? Do you really think I’m good??
(Group) Miu: Yes, Momo is good at everything.
(Group) 0momo0: Didn’t you tell me before that my poor harvest was legendary??
(Group) Miu:
(Group) 0momo0: Miu?
(Group) 0momo0: ?
(Group) Miu: Oh, my monitor turned off for a second.
(Group) Miu: What were we talking about? hehe (Group) Miu: I think the vanilla beans are spoiling.
That makes no sense.
‘Speaking informally isn’t the problem anymore, Momo!’
BBQ was horrified to see Miu sticking close to 0momo0 and speaking so sweetly.
‘They told me farming was something only people who waste their time do!’
Miu had even said that and cut off farming after reaching max level in all farming skills. And yet…
(Group) Miu: When harvesting… it’s better to click slightly after the cursor reaches the middle, not exactly at the middle.
(Group) Miu: The probability triggers better at that timing.
(Group) Miu: Like this.
They were even personally harvesting vanilla beans to show how to trigger a combo!!
(Group) 0momo0: A bit… late?
(Group) 0momo0: Ah, it triggered.
(Group) Miu: It’s okay, we can just do this one.
As soon as he saw 0momo0, who was unskilled at the mini game, harvest an unripe vanilla bean and get a rain cloud over their head, Miu immediately swapped places with them.
(Group) Miu: And since this one gives two chances, it’s possible to fix it.
(Group) Miu: If you do it like this, you’ll get a quality enhancement too, Momo.
(Group) 0momo0: Oh! It says it’s a ripening vanilla bean!!
(Group) 0momo0: The quality went up a bit!!
Not only that, but they even performed a useless quality A/S through a mini game that only lowered the durability of the harvesting equipment…!
(Group) Miu: hehe
(Group) Miu: As expected, you’re great at this.
They even acted like it wasn’t their own doing!
Seeing this, BBQ became certain.
(Group) BBQ: No, Miu-nim, you’re not Miu, right?? lol lol (Group) BBQ: Whoever you are, I don’t know you, but you’re going to be punished.
(Group) BBQ: Zombilly is f*cking strict about hacking, what are you doing? lol lol ‘It’s a spy.’
This was definitely a spy. Not a spy within the Alliance, but a spy who had hacked and completely stolen Miu’s body.
(Group) 0momo0: Huh? Hacking??
(Group) BBQ: Yeah, I don’t think this is Miu-nim lol lol. Come here, Momo-nim.
The moment he typed that, thinking it was some hacker who held a grudge from when the Alliance Master used to run wild in the past.
(Whisper) Miu: Who do you think you are, telling people to come here or there?
BBQ froze at the whisper that flew in immediately.
(Whisper) Miu: What are you doing?
(Whisper) Miu: I guess your life has become boring since you’ve spent your days just pulling grass?
BBQ groaned as he read line after line. That rudeness, that max-level sarcasm.
(Whisper) Miu: Should I expel you from the Alliance and chase you around?
(Whisper) Miu: Should I announce in the War Announcement that I’ll start a war with whichever place accepts BQ? lol That obsession with picking one person and chasing them until they quit the game…
(Whisper) BBQ: I… it really is the Alliance Master…
(Whisper) Miu: I don’t know where you got the confidence to blabber like that, (Whisper) Miu: but if you want the game to be more exciting, keep talking lol.
(Whisper) BBQ: I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry (Whisper) BBQ: I was wrong
(Whisper) BBQ: I think I said some nonsense because I had some daytime drinks; BBQ immediately prostrated himself.
(Group) 0momo0: Hacking…
(Group) 0momo0: Miu-nim, were you hacked??
While BBQ was groveling in whispers, 0momo0, who had been standing blankly, asked in surprise.
(Group) Miu: No hehe.
(Group) Miu: BQ was just joking, right?
Miu immediately settled the situation with a kind tone.
(Whisper) Miu: Answer.
Only in the group chat.
(Group) BBQ: Yes hehehe I think I had some misun…
(Group) BBQ: I think there was some misunderstanding.
(Group) 0momo0: Ah…
(Group) 0momo0: BQ-nim was just joking?!! hehe (Group) 0momo0: I thought it was real and got surprised!!! lol (Group) 0momo0: You two are really close!!
(Group) BBQ: What?? What are you talking about, that makes no sense, of course we— (Whisper) Miu: Do it right.
(Group) BBQ: We’re best friends lol lol >